7 years ago it was AIDS. But now, me and my crack team of Center for Disease Control experts (me and that cute little kitten from next door that hasn't been spotted in ages, the two rats in my basement feeding on the old newspapers, two strippers, a homeless guy that simply will not go away, a Cub Scout troop, an ex-Senator with a DUI and possible drug problem, Diablo from the Blizzard game, a preganant teenager at the mall, the rusty Chevy in my neighbor's front lawn, my 102 year old grandmother and psychotic sword wielding Scientolgist all had the same question.
Why is that I can play 16 hours of internet poker and see 14 characters of total chat?
Why can I log into something different other than my favorite lowball and be there for an hour and see zero hours of total chat.
It's because the swine flu has already decimated the human population and it's a gost town. Artificial intelligence, when last reported, is not subject to swine flu. Two years ago there was an outbreak of AI flu, but the pandemic was put under control and things got back to a nicely "my gerbil is OK, let me raise on internet poker mode."
The gerbil died of AIDS. Sorry guys.
As much as I would like to Screw with PokerStars on a constant basis there are some real life issues to deal with. That Cub Scout troop has been real aggressive selling their cookies. And at least two of them have a cold. Thank God it's not the swine flu.
Real life issues do not exist on internet poker. It's raise, raise, raise and just for a little good measure, let's raise a bit more. I have an infinitie stack, and by golly I'm going to use them.
And don't even begin to think I'm going to talk about the Yak drinking out of the public pool. I don't know where the hell that even came from.
Love and kisses Jarah.
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