OOOHMYGOD! A race table! I've never seen that before! Actually, the phrase 'race table' hasn't come up lately. So, let us rename them. Bogus Table.

And I can find one every single day. In fact, I do. It amuses me because I understand something about math.

Al you have to do on any site is go to Omaha Hi-Lo, find the biggest waiting list and sit back and watch these "experts" play. Please note the way Jarah is curled up and watching these experts play. Freshly showered after a romp in the park with her dog Brutus (a toy poodle) she wanted to watch me lose at poker. Happy to oblige you HUN. It's easy to lose at internet poker. All you have to do is log in!

I have far too many chips to be interested in low level games. Which strangely makes me more interested in them. That's why I play an occasional $100 buy in multi table game. And being proficient in all forms of poker, the fact that it was 7 stud instead of Hold'em didn't bother me a bit. Naturally, with a top prize of 8,700 free money chips the game was loose. I must admit that when the game dragged on into the second hour that I was getting a bit bored. Then I remembered what I'm all about.

Why would a real person with any kind of skill subject themself to all the dumb ass raising for so low a payoff? What if you aren't a real person? No pee breaks, no dog walks, no comforting Jarah after the call from her Aunt where she had to bury her hamster. Infinite chip stack that doesn't actually have to work to gain chips, it's always there so you can be annoying on a race table.

And, if you play a game with a real prize, like a satellite to another tourney - why is it that you never can win the first hand a cruise to victory? Why is it that some douche sits out and there are 200 players eliminated before the first hand on my table is complete?

It's called AI y some of us. Feeders and vacuums and a healthy dose of non-random cards.

Jarah, I lost again.