It's not like I can hide it. The map shows it. I live in Eastern time USA. And over the past few years especially I've come to understand that the sites are generally prepared for me from 7-10 pm EST. And you know my favorite games.
Second consecutive night on Full Tilt, I play an 18 player two table game without even an inkling of real human life. After losing badly, and playing for me shamefully bad poker by calling too many hands, giving the dog his bones for the night I tried a second. Heck, it was still early in the night.
After about 45 minutes EvilOffice breaks the Chuck Norris Code of Silence and starts posting some really weird shit.
"He server..."
"?"
"???"
"wtf"
"wtfff"
Also strange and weird was that in two consecutive sits my pocket kings met up with pocket aces. But this time I magically caught a k and a boat. Still, the part of me that wants things to look stastically real, even though I won first , I cried out...."Bullshit."
I called Chuck amd after a brief conversation about midget pony threesomes he admitted that he had nothing to do with these tables. He was busy playing Risk with Jarah. (Jarah did the tried and true expansion strat from Australia. Chuck took over Europe, but naturally couldn't hold it.)
Risk, like poker is a game with some randomness. I expect to see some in the future. Three sits where you don't have a prayer to win, then one with careful play and far better than average cards.
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