
Laughable.
But, let's backtrack to yesterday first.
Crazy4000 was one of those "players" that went all-in every hand. I sat in on that table because it looked like the most unreasonable one available. Vacuums and feeders. Crazy was an obvious feeder. An unlimited supply of chips and the claim that he was "going to lose them all to get rid of his addiction to this site."
And, I sat in on another "race table" that they yelled at me to get lost. Since a race table appears to be "bet pre-flop like a braying jackass on even the most marginal hands" I recognize that the internet poker community loves to bet aggressively and let God sort them out. And the sites comply by providing feeders (or farms like they were called in my old Dominion days.)
So, even if I am at a table with another real human, they're competing for the feeder chips. And not playing real poker with any thought behind it, they also bet really aggressive, because it works. Go all in, catch on the river, do some high fives, have a quickie with your girl, go back to the table and bet more like a braying jackass.
And maybe I'll start to think I'm good enough to play for real money.
It's a given that the sites have a stable of player names to chose from. Since I don't sleep right, I get to see the same names over and over and over again. I've seen how the AI often is present at multiple tables. Granted Thunderbird could have been mistaken about what table he's on, but if you're focused on winning, even if sleepy like he claimed, why do you post a two card hand on a four card Omaha game?
Keep on substituting betting for competence, I'll be there.
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