Thursday, November 20, 2008

Excuses and Collateral Damage and Bingo

Dear Fudgezoo:

If you are a real independent person showing up at this table (which I doubt), there are a few simple rules for surviving rigged internet poker at the play money tables. Fortunately, these rules do not apply to me because I have this down to a fine art.

I'm sorry that I was one of the winners in the hand you complained about. If you were to review you would see that I never raised, only called, even though I had a nuts low winner.

Begin your game with a healthy dose of skeptism. Like me tonight, 8 hands with an ace in the first fourteen. An ordinary and unaware mortal would have been betting aggressively. My two choices are call or fold. Before I even begin to think about something like playing seriously I need two things - an ace, and a hand I folded that would have won.

The reason that Pilgrim raised every hand - that's what the PROGRAM told him to do. Because, if it was a real human that played that way, he'd never have enough chips to even buy in to the table. AI with an infinite chip stack is very, very brave.

Now, what about you?

As with 100s of tables I've played on these last seven years, you get the sense...hmmm...something is wrong here. And for a period of time, you keep coming back for more punishment.

Well, you're part of the database and part of the problem. No need to complain when I'm not hurting any real person where you've left the table on an unpopular game run for hours or even days and AI amasses an impossible number of chips. The admins really need to find new ways to deal with me. Whether it's bingo where the player has infinite chips or the player that can't lose (the two most common attempts at looking like a competent human) I will continue to spend hours getting great info.

Which reminds me Absolute - what happened to FreckledMom??

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