First, let's talk about the latest on CityPoker.

Fresh off of an obviously bogus 35 hands with no ace Hold'em session, I take a shower and a good nap and log on to An Omaha Hi Lo game with some player named MINEZ. Very interesting that I had one ace in 39 hands. Can't be proven here, so let's get on with it.

MINEZ, if a real person, typifies what is so god awfully wrong about internet poker free chip tables. Apparently, the sites are rigged to encourage the all-in mentality. Reward the two year old, and eventually he'll come back to the table with Dad's credit card. MINEZ dropped over 200k free chips before he had a decent winning streak, including my all in. But, the jackass went all in on nothiong hand after hand after hand. And I had ONE ACE in 39 of those hands. In Omaha, where you're dealt four cards. Fugging ridiculous.

If I have to, I will start at the minimum 1000 chips. I don't care that you cheated your way out of 100k of my nearly 300k stack. Because, eventually, you will do something stupid. And I'll get the screenshot.

A long, long, loooooonnnng time ago I discovered that UB's blackjack was rigged. This game has the same 2 year old mentality that to be successful you have to bet like a jackass on even the most marginal of cards (again, assuming your a human and not AI.)

So, you are either a two your old braying jackass, or AI set to automatically split ever time you get a pair, and/or pre-programmed - it works. You split 4s against a dealer ten up card into a massive win. Unreal.