Ooops, again

Before going into fully annoying mode I decided to give UB one last chance for credibility. And they blew it big time.

First off, before my first hand a player magically sat to my left right as the previous hand was being tallied, just in time to join in. As always, the tables instantly fill when I sit in a ghost town.

Second off, I flopped a winner and won big. No complaints for that, except that new players to a table always seem to win the first few hands.

Thirdly, remember...the reason I play limit games is that I get to see the showdown. I get to see the crap that people play and amusingly raise on. It's often just random "ooh the pot's too small...it needs to be bigger." They lose and disappear. Although at my 20k buy in table it amuses me that they ever garnered enough chips to play at this level.

Fourth - I saw it. The outright rule breaks that make it so obvious.

When you play on UB, if you are first up you can't make a poker move until the last card is dealt. On one hand, not only did the first player instantaneously call, but the second instantaneously raised.

Fifth - geez you really don't like to deal me aces. Three on one hand in OHL doesn't count - that sucks.

Sixth - saw someone about to sit out the next hand listed as "All in" on a limit game when they had way too many chips to be betting more than the limit.

Then, as I burned off all the AI folding hands that wouldn't have won and essentially breaking even after a long one hour session the players getting all the great cards sat out within minutes of each other. I was the last player sitting at the table when within 15 minutes everyone (who previously decided they really needed to play at this table) got up and left since I wasn't losing my chips fast enough.