Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Renzo Benzo


Tonight's fun was Omaha Hi-Lo on UB. As always, the table I sit at becomes the most popular game in town. Fun for me is playing Operation Sit and Go and letting the AI play agianst each other. Some rekindled fun is a game I like to call Commando Strike. Something I noticed on Pokerfrauds years ago - you sit in for one to three hands and do pretty well...usually win on the first hand. Commando strike works because the AI fills the table after you join and like you they also win on the first hand.


Tonight I stuck it out longer than normal because of Renzo. For 100+ hands Renzo raised on far more than 50% of them pre-flop. There were some wild swings in the chips he had, but in general it payed off for him. He was at least break even at the time I did finally leave the table. Raising on every hand is not a winning proposition, so I sat back and watched the bad movie unfold.


Not only did I get the joy of folding hands that would not have won, the friendly message about folding being stupid was posted. "Ohhhh...it's only free money chips!" "Why aren't you calling every hand when we raise, raise, raise, raise and play our bingo game?"


Because I gained 3000 chips instead of losing it all you frigging moron.


Yep, I'm a tosser. And unlike Renzo with his rigged to win cards I'm a survivor. I was praying his stupid play would reduce the chip stack to zero, but the cards he got were far to statisically unreasonable for that to happen.

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