Hey, jerkweeds....I'm back! Three weeks vacation from internet poker and I'm settling back into not worrying about winning or losing chips and uncovering the bizarre and strange behavior other "players" have. The first mistake Absolute had tonight was that I do have more than a million chips. So, I get to fold a lot and see how others play for hours instead of just losing it all within minutes. The second mistake was making it obviously bogus by giving me unreasonably crappy cards. The third mistake was not knowing that I was investigating instead of playing for real......which is really the first mistake. I lingered and folded enough into the 4th and 5th mistakes. Fourthly (it's a word...even if I just made it up) "players" with 20,000 chips are so willing to lose them....it's just free money...blah,blah,blah. How did you ever get the chips to play on a 20k buy in table with that philosophy? And since I out waited you, mistake#5 is golden. You couldn't resist the temptation to create a new seat trying to justify all the ridiculous raising.
Crap Play Wins. But Crapplaywins is not in the card room, even though I'm seated right next to him.