Well, all online poker sites are bogus. It's a given. Now it's a matter of just figuring out which is the worst.
Tonight I describe the Tuneweaver Incident that catapults Absolute back into the lead over Ultimatebet.net.
Omaha Hi-Lo on Absoltute gets a 20k buy in where everyone is carefree about the chips and there is constant raising. Since the cards are rigged to make a real human lose it's a pointless endeavor. They call it "bingo" - a stupid excuse to constantly raise.
I sat at a table with Tuneweaver, folded lots of hands that wouldn't have won, and took notice how the dealer constantly kissed his ass. Then the insane chat started, I've got my studio...blah...blah.... The hot chick chats about his play being pressing like normal....blah...blah...blah....
So I disappear for 10 minutes, log back in and accidentally sit at the same table. I switch and sit at another table and lo and behold Tuneweaver is playing there. Still getting great cards, I'm still getting crap cards. He has the luxury of playing two tables, carrying on an a continued chat on one table and can play a second table and still post an "NH" on that one. Can you say "Admin with the cards set to cheat?"
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