Table of the week

And more bogus Ultimatebet, even though I totally kicked ass.

Since I've spent a lot of my free time away from my friends on UltimateCheat.net and I've been focusing on Full Tilt I took my not stupidly small chip stack into a 2,000 buy in sit and go. 18 players. Two tables. As always, there's no such thing as winning in the first couple of hands. Short stacked again....YAAAWWWNNN.

A normal poker game should have lots of hands with players having marginal hands calling No need to bet on that 10-7 off suit pre-flop agtainst a full table.

I HAD 15 CONSECUTIVE HANDS WHERE THE PRE-FLOP BET WAS MORE THAN THE MINIMUM.

And this was a 2,000 buy in game. Not the automatic, "Oh it's only play money, I'm going to tak my free tiny stack and try to glorify it game. Instead it was....don't play to win...make sure if I'm going to call it has to be my full stack and play to make me lose. Since the table was full I folded lots of losers, even if I called.

The opposite side of the coin. At one time I had over 190,000 chips on Ultimatecheat. I nuked them on purpose playing high level games with few players to prove that I get statiscally unreal cards. Dropped to 50,000.

And then in one magical night, here I am over 100,000k again.

Not because of skill. But because the friggin' cards aren't random and I'm an expert at figuring out the bs.

Now, deal with me....I've seen the way that the table I sit in on becomes the most popular game in town. I'm pretty sure it's all AI. Watch as Operation Sit and Go goes into overdrive while I sit at the table, play at the most one hand and move on. Then I get to burn off more preprogrammed play and AI.