Or else I've figured out something else.
Everyone wants a piece of me. And that's why operation Sit and Go works so well for exposing the fraud.
I log in, choose the crappiest tables to play on ( 3 or 4 opponents is nice) within seconds a new "player" pops up. Within minutes the table is full. And filled with people that just want to raise instead of playing real poker.
The previous weekend on UB was exceptionally memorable. I sit in. The first Omaha high low hand has a four of a kind sweep. Someone new pops up. Lets call him "hanks96" since that's what the screen name was. hanks wins a big sweep with lots of clueless callers meeting his straight flush. And "he" leaves. After one hand.
And then I meet a succession of other new players that all raise on the first hand they play. And magically win. Like 12 out of 12. While I get to fold my crappy cards and wonder who I have to bribe to get a have decent hand...and naturally folding the hands that would have lost when I had some marginal cards.
No doubt in my mind that things are pre-programmed to make me lose. And I have enough chips to do what I did to you this morning. Log in, sit watch as the table fills and bets irrationally, switch tables....repeat. Logout, switch to another site (because they all do the same)- rinse, repeat.
Yep, I love being targeted as a troublemaker that you have to cheat to beat me.
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