Saturday, February 23, 2008

Nice cover story, but I don't buy it

The story goes something like this:

Ooops hit the wrong key.

Haha I won while hitting on a 19 and catching an ace.

Ooooww....I'm playing two tables at once. I can't keep track of what's going on.

OK, butthead, let me tell you what's going on.

It's nice to see Operation Sit and Go continuing to work so well. On UB and Full Tilt I continue to sit at a table and watch as most of the time a new player pops up almost instantly. The hands I do stay in on far too often have betting consistent with knowing what the next card is. And being so conservative (and knowing it's rigged and I'm playing against AI) I get the chance to linger around and watch stupid crap.

Glad to say that I did finish third and picked up some chips. But there isn't any really good excuse for hitting on a 19 - hey idiot...even playing two tables...your time wasn't running out on this one.

And a general observation on UB blackjack, which didn't hold true for this sit and go, but I've played tons of them and seen it far too often.

The dealer sucks. It's not a matter of if you win...it's a matter of how much you win. Cool for a game where you are playing vs. other "people", but statistically stupid if you consider placing these same "people" in a brick and mortar casino. The house will win....except on UB elimination BJ. The dealer almost always loses the first hand so the AI that splits the bank or goes the max like my buddy here scores a great start.

The site is totally busted, but here I am stuck like a deer in the headlights fascinated at the lengths they go to make me lose. My stupid free money chips that shouldn't mean a thing. Pride, boredom the AI is just programmed that way...I don't know. But the card definitely not random.

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