Ultimatebet - keep trying.

Keep watching me and I will continue to train you on what you are doing wrong. Just like tonight things were so bad and obvious I should be on your payroll so you can re-program the AI to play a little bit better.

Omaha high low tonight.

As always, the player to my immediate left is the crazy raiser that ends up losing tons of chips. Until two consecutive hands when he caught a straight flush and then 4 kings and one them both (raising pre-flop, naturally.) Add another crazy raiser to feed the pot, the next hand had another player winning with four of a kind. Winning high hands in Omaha are a heckuva lot better than Hold'em, but as always suspicious this was a bit unnatural.

So I went into auto-fold mode and watched the other players beat themselves to death. They finally caught on and after thirty or so hands consecutively folded the realized this cheat wasn't working. So they switched to the tired old, let's give the real player stastically crappy, but marginal cards and bleed him slowly.

Well, it's really a little too late. If the first 30 hands aren't for real I've got no reason to believe the next 30 are. I continue to watch as way more than a reasonable numer of four of a kinds win the high hand. Players that can't lose leave the table and/or sit out. I win a couple chips - enough to linger and fold some more (and break even for the night.)

And finally, they do something stupid.

When you first sit in on table your seat is reserved and you get to set your ante posting/blinds. Annoyed that I was still lingering, not just one but two "players" entered the table without reserving a seat. They just popped up. Freaky. Time to fold some more, which works for the chip stack as it was another "raise the human into losing to the bad AI" thing.

And when that didn't work it became blitz. After almost two hours of almost reasonable speed of play it was, "Let me set my AI to get great cards, you fold or call, I have an infinite chip stack and I'm sick of you being better than me and being so patient."

Hey, butthead....why not let me play agaisnt your bad AI and let's have random cards starting from when I first log in?

You can't, because I'm better than you, smarter than you and I have the patience to fight my way through your bs and still be alive when you finally give up.

And you don't care about me embarrassing you because your bad AI has fooled enough people into playing for real money and they don't get to see the rule breaks and bullshit that I see. Or maybe I'm just the kucky one that sees the obvious bs because my login has flagged me as a trouble maker willing to fold way too many hands that I should. And you still can't make it look statiscally for real and want to get rid of me.

Please stop with the 4 of a kind beating my full house cheat. It's......ng obvious.