Babies, puppies, kittens, and chicks oh my!

This really is getting a bit too easy.

My sitch is that they really don't want me around any more. I'm playing on the free money tables, generally kick ass against the AI because I'm willing to fold constantly.

Baiting.

How do we get a conservative and strong poker player to put chips in the pot? Babies, puppies, kittens and chicks. (Nothing personal chicks.)

To prove ir's not for real you really only need to spend about 20 hours on free money tables. Be patient. Fold. Don't buy into the constant raising. And don't give up and leave the table. Eventually the bad AI will burn itself out off of the other bad AI.

Ah...but how do you spot the AI? Well, they raise a lot. On the drop of a pin. I need the miracle card to show up on the river, I'm not just going to call, I'm going to raise! "They" don't care since it's a server with an infinite chip stack.

Every once in a while they have to deal with someone like me. I'm not ever going to break out the check book and put real money on it. I've been lingering around for months. You're tired of trying to make it look for real. If I kill you, then you will go away. Nope. Not me. The more you try to cheat me the more intense I get because I'm insanely competitive by nature. You would have been better off with your bad AI and random cards just letting me win a normal number of hands. But everyone keeps raising with no regard to their chips, except me.

My spider sense always tingles when I'm playing against babies, puppies and kittens. Poker sites let you load an image and there are so many cute infants out there. Aw....Valerie...you're little dacshund is so cute! How could anyone believe anything other than that you're a real person that has nothing better to do then click on raise (before the menu option to do it comes up!)

NLOP has had games where I've played against tables filled with chicks. Again, nothing personal I realize that lots of strong women poker players are out there. There are millions better than me. Apparently as a male I'm supposed to call your ridiculous bet because I must be a better player because of my gender or I'm supposed to try and impress you with my skill and we hook up and have a night of infinite passion.

Or I can just fold and watch the bad AI.

No distractions here. When I play, your babies, puppies, kittens and hot slutty women are wasted.