Saturday, November 3, 2007

Absolute Poker - a little to late

I've been buttin' heads with you guys for months. And you've been great for this blog. Rigging the cards, idiots going all in on nothing and feeding the hand winner.

Lately things have been....real poker. Other than waiting you out this morning,

You can't win. It's too late. That is you can't win on making it look for real.

Maybe they think I'm a bot. I do tend to fold a lot. And play it "by the book" when I do call. So, if I'm a bot and I'm cheating, do I really need to wait two hours before I can score some chips? Well, that's what goes on for me. I am constantlty met with irrational raising by the lame player feedig the pot. Occasionally I get a friendly message that I'm an idiot for folding habds that would eventually turn up to be......losers.

And for those that love to feed on my paranoid version of reality, here is my spin on the Absolute Poker scandal where Marco caught being cheated in a real; money game.

It's all a cheat. It's all rigged. It's just another lame site where the peeps in charge hate the way that someone with skill might ruin their income.

When I play Diablo 2 and things get tough I hit {esc} and reload in town. When I play Civ I toggle cheat mode and look at the things the AI is doing.

And when I play internet poker it becomes fairly obvious that I'm playing God in cheat mode. They're not playing to win. Thjey're playing to make me lose.

And since I know how to fold I'm golden and catch the bs regulary.

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