There are several classes of Internet Poker players that get an undeserved bad reputation. The obvious one is the Asian Hotties. After 14 years+ of play me and my crack team of Asian hottie experts (me and the guys responsible for the "Pacific Rim Job" series) just don't understand it.
Next we have zombies. Sure, you had a great week with Halloween. But when you can't feast on human flesh and follow the zombie rules do you really have to be try and break down my door at two in the morning? And exactly how did you know I only had three shotgun shells left? Try and fucking explain THAT PokerStars!
The last class is the Internet poker zombies that had a massive brain meal and just keep chugging along and doing none human stupidity like, oh, well not going all in when the chip stack you are left with is existentially fucked. Do you really think that stack can get you back in the game?
My friends at AMC who produce "The Walking Dead" disagree with me. And after a $35.73 bribe they promise me there will be an Asian hottie zombie this season.
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