The Hazard of Too Many Posts

It's buried in here somwhere, but I can't find it. So I'll just relay the events as I remember them and the point.

My very first target was PokerStars. After being relatively unsuccesful at the poker while I built up my playing strength I coincidentally found a lot of tricks in regards to the lack of humanity. One of those was playing on the unpopular games, and to this day I pretty much hate Hold'em because of that.

Whilst (actually really is a real but antiquated word) looking for a table during PokerStars push for the 15th billion hand I found that those unpopulat tables were a breeding ground for new player registrations. Dave342 would reg, then unreg, then reg again. Bill628 would reg, then unreg and then reg again. And just for good measure and surprised at his luck for making it through registration Bill might do it two or more times. And whilst at the same table Dan463 shows up and does the same thing. And Kyle413, Janet76, Fred917, etc...

Well, I finally got the answer to this weirdness after putting 2+2 together and getting the correct mathematical result of a pair of twos suck in Hold'em and should immediately be folded(on Internet Poker, not necessarily in real life brick and mortar random card poker.)

Now, powder this in a mixing bowl, add a quart of water, a tablespoon of salt and mix it with the rind of the ever so friendly message about player sitting out are hurting their own chances.

This recipe yields thousands of players sitting out where the hand that they are dealt still counts towards being one of the current 69+ billion. Throw in a couple of vacuums in case a real and talented human accidentally makes the mistake of popping in and you can run these tables 24/7. Throw in an Admin like the guy a couple of nights ago who can post the word "ass" in chat when it should automatically be blocked to "***" and the non-regular player will never know that he's just playing a poorly programmed Xbox game.

Cute trick. Enjoy your Guinness records that are more hollow than a Taco Bell burrito versus the claims of how much meat it has.