Maybe a Bit of a Mistake - Following the Rules

Last I knew my depth perception was still in good working shape. And trust me, since a lot of the inhumanity rule breaks occur in the chat it's something I pay attention to. Observer posting chat when the table should be closed for all chat. There's a famous post from I think last year where some "player" posted nonsense every hand that almost looked like it could have been a foreign language, but there were too many consonants, even for Norwegian. Eventually the bloke posted "suck my dick" . The problem with this is obviously no one wants to suck a retarded Norwegians dick and that potty languange is asterisked out. And a couple of days later, with intent I posted asking if anyone had heard about what happened to Dick Cheney and proved it was asteriskable (real word.)

Now, I can go back in my Tardis and retrieve these screenshots, but not right now. Me and my crack team are busy. I'm typing, the dog is sleeping and the Commodore 64 is loading the latest Windows upgrades.

As there was a position at the table with a word that can be found in the dictionary my alert status was Spidey Sense Defcon 1,000 which is just below the zombie apocalypse being on us. So when this "player" posted "****ers" we can be sure of one thing. He ate the Norwegian knock off of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

Personally I think that it was a rare opportunity for me to play against a real human being without my Spidey sense and Tardis and some really cool beads I picked up in New Orleans by taking off my shirt. Had a bad night. Got obviously cheated. Dude, it happens to me EVERY night. Get over it and move on to a less rigged game.

But, if I'm right, he's still being courted and they wanted to allow the one last asterisked flameout to let him blow off steam.

When you play a sitter with a username in the dictionary it's pretty much a given it's unreasonable. The only two things I was wrong about are that I expected Affie to finish #1 and he wasn't in the money and the angry emails I'm getting from lawyers regarding racist Norwegian comments. Back off guys, my dog's name is Moose, and I betcha you have some there.