Especially since I took a couple of pretty screenshots that Blogger will not let me load.
Having played Internet Poker almost a quarter of my life and seeing the wondrous Wishmaster style magic I've seen I refuse to believe that I can actually have 4 quiet nights without the obvious cheating unless there's another reason. Mayhaps, no wait, Marchaps, you're sick of seeing the insanity posted on the Net for everyone to see? The old theory on how it takes a lot more energy for you to rig a hand than for me to fold it? Fired your latest set of 8 year old admins because they couldn't resist toggling cheat mode and gave me ammunition?
Random cards works both ways. And tonight was a real challenge with 4 stone cold nuts killers in the first dozen hands, including 4 aces on Hold'Em And if I had the balls to stay in on the first two I would have won them, also.
Another theory is vanity. Do you like seeing your player name posted here?
Another theory is you like the jokes. Do you like the jokes and don't want me to get boreed?
Another theory is simple lust. Those Asian hotties sure are tempting.
Me and my crack team of motivational speakers (me and the dog) are leaning towards the jokes right now. Charlie Sheen has been the target of every late night talk show host and morning radio dj for weeks. I got my jabs in last night. So here are a couple of Charlie Sheen jokes -
Why did Charlie Sheen move to Philadelphia? He heard about the crack in the Liberty Bell.
Who is a better role model for children? Charlie Sheen or Amber Heard? Obviously Charlie, because everyone knows children should be Sheen and not Heard. And that's an original that I copyrighted, so Letterman, if I hear it from your mouth I'm going to sue your ass.
Let's leave you with one final pun/conspiracy related thought. Charlie has ties to internet poker as we know from last night. His mother might very well be FreckledMom from Absolute, proven artificial intelligence. Ma Sheen. Machine.
I am so onto you I can see the blackmail dollars just flying in.
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