Firstish, tonight's fun started with the ever popular 7-2 lowball 10k buy in table where some fartbomb CALLS an all in bet with a high hand. I'm well aware of the system. Establish two positions as experts that get to be in on every hand, including liberal doses of insanical (real word) raising. Real human short stacked and bored gets to be part of the database padded 250k players claimed on the main menu. My what fun.As I have been known to do in the past, my superhuman power of patience allowed me to take first. That surprised me since I hadn'tplaced in the money since last weekend.
The same system plays out on every weird non- Hold'em game a real human sits on. Including the newly offered Razz. Now, this is only a 2k buy in game. But, if your entertainment is to raise every chance you get and notplay seriously, you would still have to go through the annoying process of requesting a fresh 1000 chips, build yourself up enough to play at a 2k table...
...to find out that you have absolutely no fucking clue what the game is you are playing. This donkey is obviously outmatched on the first hand. And since it's fixed stud instead of a no limit game we get to see that he's not just clueless forone draw, but keeps betting like he can bluff everyone out.
Nice trade.Way to play to make me lose instead of playing to win.
Me and my crack team of free money chip experts (me, the dog and the Asian porn star of the day) suggest again. You might have a better chance of pulling off the scam if you only had enough tables and games available that could reasonably be populated by a couple real people. Or, heaven forbid, a table with all real people would be really sweet.
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