Make up your L. Ron Hubbard addled brains on strategy.I've done this before. What's wrong with this picture? (And I'm definitely NOT talking about the hot Asian porn star picture.)
You can play for weeks or months and the entire online poker community. Allegedly more than 200k a night alone on PokerStars, where the way you are supposed to play to be successful is to raise every single chance you are allowed to by the rules. Yet now we have switched to calling only, and (gasp!) someone other than me actually folding a hand.
And I don't want to hear any whining about how this was a 25k buy-in table and the quality of play is better, because it's not. Remember, in recent history I went from 1.3 million down to nothing on these high quality tables- to prove my point.
Internet poker can't multi-task. They can't do the three basic things needed for it to look for real. If a pro sits at a table and the cards aren't random, they'd call "bullshit." That's how I was eliminated tonight. If a poker pro sits at a table where some dingleberry is raising every hand and it works, they would call "bullshit." If a poker pro sits at a table and plays for 2 hours and there's absolutely no chat they at least raise an eyebrow if not making the official "bullshit" light bulb appearing. Other than some standard "gl all" type innocuos nonsense this table had only the ever annoying and generous "nh" and "ty" crap that can easily be programmed into a game that relies on the real human losing based on impossibly bad cards.
So far this year, playing dozens of tables on PokerStars and Full Tilt I've only had the sense that I'm playing against real people on something like three of them.
So remember, with me- it's not the chips. It's the play. You want me to go away? Populate every table I sat at with real people.So far in 2010 you've been an epic fail.
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