Saturday, March 21, 2009

Who is #1?

I am not a number, I'M A FREE MAN!

Patrick McGoohan, God rest his soul. Best show ever. But I can't just watch The Prisoner and Asian porn for entertainment, every once in a while it would be relaxing to enjoy a couple of hands of cards. With real people.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining about a bad beat and finishing just out of the money. Especially since I only play free money tables.

I can't and never will believe that I can have success on real money tables when I see the kind of bs I see here. I should play for real money, because it's not just some all-in infinite chip stack slam fest. But I won't. The home court advantage is huge.

After getting dicked over all morning long, a nice nap later, I encounter this table. (I bounce around a lot.)

Some fucking moron who isn't at the table posts in blue letters, which you can only do if you are at the table. So much for a couple of hands of cards, I'm outta here.

Me and my crack team of math experts (me and the dog) have developed a formula for how many real people are playing. Displayed total divided by 1000 and add 400.

So which site is the worst? Pokerfrauds just vaulted into the lead.

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