I only have four regrets in life

First and foremost, I can't prove this, so you'll just have to take my word. The chat on this table was complete bull-lacrosse. Actually, the lack of chat, too.

PokerStars has given every indication that they hate me, so I logged into Full Tilt, which is pretty much the only site I ever play Hold'em on anymore because the two table games are so weak on the reality thing. As is typical I became majorly short stacked after 20 hands before I finally started getting some decent hole cards and draws. During those first 20 hands it was a ghost town. Nobody said a peep. And with the weather being like it is Burundi one would think that geez, SOMEONE NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT THIS!!!

Oh, wait a second. Burundi was mentioned on NCIS tonight. And my memory is getting a bit hazy since the episode apparently didn't involve the weather, something about oil and stuff.

Regret #2 - Why oh my why and how does a two table game go this deep when there's no chat, and as soon as the final table starts there's a token number of lines posted? And reviewing the previous five lines before this screenshot there was NOTHING about a wager on who would finish 13th out of the money. There was a brief piece about checking the weather in Burundi, which you'll also have to take my word for, or just dismiss it as a random thought that popped into my head. That's your choice.

Regret #3 - Jarah has been curled up asleep in front of the fireplace and didn't get to see how despite the bull-lacrosse (added to Webster's 7/21/2008) that I still managed to take first and have over 300k on Full Tult. I'm sure that this doesn't bode well for FT as I can investigate a lot of high level tables. Me and my crack team of Jarah awakeners (me and the dog) tried licking her toes to wake her up, but to no avail. Between the PEA she's on now and the "hard to really try to do the job because of the smell" waking up Jarah is a toe jam bust. Her lawyers assure me that exposing this will not be to my favor.

Regret#4 - Ya dragged it out for a long time. If I didn't have to go to work tomorrow I'd join another one.

Tempered by the mistake of letting me take first and having 300k+

Tempered by the mistake of the wild swing in the Burundi weather where it looks like the Tsunami only injured 3 people with no deaths.

Tempered by the Burundi "Jarah Fan Club" acknowledgment of my donation.