Hey fans of rigged poker!

I have the luxury of not making this up. Since I have enough trouble with Jarah's lawyers I don't need the lawyers of these people screwing up my life.

I don't know how long this window will be open, but this has been going on for the past two days. Probably within hours of this post PokerStars will fix the bug.

For a giggle, go to the play money sit and go screen on PokerStars. Go to the 10k buy in table of 7-2 single draw with nobody sitting at it.

There are a horde of players that register and unregister within seconds. I feel soooo sorry for these players that they can't get a game going. Poker must be so important to them, and yet they can't get a full table. They can't even get a second person to join them. But, they do get to show off their classy special "I am a real person!" names. (Did you detect the sarcasm?)

OK, let me think for a second. A site with tens of thousands of people on it. Even if you're not going to play Hold'em....you want a break from the norm...you're going to register for 7-2 single draw. And unjoin after less than five seconds have elapsed. Bummer that the tale was empty. At least you got to show off that creative name which includes:

Tanner72
Asa53
Ahmed35
Kaleb63
Rhett94
Parker102
Kellen53
Cason33
Kelvin55
Aydan37
Cristian55
Davian51 (twice)
Santino15 (twice)
Mohammed45 (twice)
Karson62
Izaih29

Timeout, I'm not making this shit up. That's just a little bit weird that it's a first name and a male name always. And it's followed by a couple of numbers every time. Well, sure. Kellen has already been taken, so I'm Kellen55. And damn it! I'm going to register for a 10k buy in table! And unjoin after less then five seconds! That will teach them! I don't have to play on this rigged site! I have captions to put on lolcats! And, I'm going to call all my friends and let them know how fun this is!

Derrick50
Jai35
Isai39 (twice)
Johnathon58 (twice)
Rashad96
Stanley91 (twice)
Mathias55
Adolfo65
Tyrell74
Salvador106
Ashton93 (twice)
Addison26 (twice)
Mitchell73 (from Denmark!)
Joaquin45

Timeout. I'm getting a bit tired of the table being empty. A couple of hands of cards would be nice. Maybe it will be fun to watch people register and unregister and show off their cool poker names.

Marlon103 (twice)
Jaxson88 (twice)
Seastian58
Kian106
Dante62 (twice)
Brennen79 (twice)
Ezekiel104 (twice)
Harrison54 (twice)
Kendrick30
Colin107(twice)
Micah12

And even my almost infinitie patience level got fed up within th 10 minutes that this went on, Although I did want to blog on this before getted two drunked. Bekause I still has my PEA prblm. Probly a good thing I din't sit ata tabl with dos guys, all teh cool names and stuff, theid probly kick my ass.


If you can't populate a table with real people, don't offer it. Or ban me from the site if you don't want me there. (Well, actually you can't because that will only prove my point more since I've been a perfect gentleman recently.)

Within a couple of minutes, my favorite picture of Jarah.