Annoying the game admins part 3 (and 2)

Yes, I know I haven't posted about part 2 - my bike is red. Okay let's get that quickly out of the way now.

English is not the first language of those that run poker sites. So when they try to make it look for real and the chat starts up it really doesn't make sense at time. When the chat gets insane and responses don't match the questions I post-- "My bike is red." Since it doesan't fit in with the conversation going on it should be met immedialety with, "What the hell are you talikng about?" But it doesn't. Then I continue with it's shiny handlebars and streamers. And watch people continue to raise and call while still chatting, and maybe after 10 minutes on my bike they acknowledge what an ass I am.

I've got a great tactic in my arsenal I like to call Bipolar disease.

I've already established myself on Absolute as someone more than willing to be annoying instead of falling for the constant raising and losing. I "played" about 20 hours of poker constantly folding and timing out. I established myself as someone that times out constantly. And never chats. Last night on 7 stud high low I was a completely and even extreme professional and sportsman. No timing out and tons of "nhs" messages. As always the player immediately to my right was raising and losing.

The real free money chips on Absolute is by playing Omaha high low with a 20,000 chip limit. If you can survive the AI constantly raising. Not one, not two, but at one time I was up against three "players" that you could search for while you are at the table with them and they can't be found. "Players" that don't really exist.

So after a long weekend of idiot poker I have played ultra-fast like the rest, folded like crazy and completely changed my pattern of timing out constantly. And I know this is getting annoying, but I'll say it again - the results where spectacular.

The player immediately to my right posted about how the table was so slow. After betting big. When finally called out on this with the standard "zzzzzzz" message he apologized.

No way guys, you had the AI set up to me look like the fool for not playing fast, I was a perfect gentleman. And I gained about 8000 chips folding like crazy including hands I should have gained a helluva lot more on.