What a magic and glorious weekend.

Not because of winning, but from losing. Since I tend to notice things out of the ordinary, I get my trusty pad of paper and pen ready and mark down some numbers.

Years ago I noticed an ace drought. The pad and paper logged in 23 hands before I got an Ace. Recently I noticed getting a ridiclous number of pocket kings - that kept losing to bad beats. I thought, hum...wouldn't it be amusing to take the stats on hands played and what pocket pairs I caught.

The results were astounding. 400+ hands - 3s, 4s, 6s, 7s three times, 8s, 10s and queeens.

9 pocket pairs in 400+ hands? You HAVE to be kidding. And to top it all off they were almost universally losers. Just like 6 pairs of pocket kings within two nights. Listen guys, I'm not going to click on "offers" to get more points, I'm not going to break out the credit card and play for real money when it's obviously rigged. Keep my hole cards mode on statiscally crappy. And pray I don't get you in a brick and mortar casino and gut you like the fish you are.