Struggled mightly for a week by playing bad and irrational poker to qualify for the big weekly game. As a gesture of defiance, I logged in 10 minutes before the big weekly game, then logged out and took the dog for a walk.

I have no need to play in your silly, pre-programmed and impossible to win tournament.

The next day I tried a game other than the basic one table game and was greeted with the table to the left. After folding a pair of nines due to timing out because I was booted I called all in on the second hand with a pair of queens. Naturally, I lost to the upper left players ridiculous all in 89 off suit bad beat full house.

Blow up the image and look at the dialogue box on the bottom. "fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Aw, did I spoil your fun on the big weekly tourney by not playing versus the pre-programmed play? You wanted to bad beat me so much for your pride that you wanted to insult me?

I win. I'm annoying them.

And I annoyed them tonight with a third place positive cash flow win - WITHOUT CALLING A SINGLE RAISE. Including getting an ace on five consecutive hands, four of which where suited.