I GOT A STRAIGHT FLUSH WOO HOO!!!!
And immediately I said to myself. Here's where I get a combination of non-callable hands or great hands that get beaten by killer hands. Versus me PokerStars simply refuses to make it random and realistic. One straight flush on five draw does not make up for getting one Ace in 25 hands of Hold'em (with something stupid like a six or seven paired up with it.
We here at the Big Lay Down are not surprised by the timing of this. This is because the mystical portents of movies watched have been pointing to this the past few days. I took off work on Thursday because the stupid dog did something stupid on Wednesday night and I wanted to pamper him.
Because unlike rigged Internet poker positions I do have things to do other than raise pre-flop on every single hand. The ensuing crappy movie marathon included a movie that really isn't too crappy. I've seen it before, but locked into the sofa I weatched "1408" again. Pretty clever horror movie. But, it got me reflecting on another John Cusack film based on a year. "2012"
Oh My God. The world's going to end tomorrow. And Jarah hasn't rescinded the restraining order yet.
And while I got cheated tonight I had some weird low budget Chinese movie called "Vampire Killers" queued up. Zombies. Oh My God. The Zombie Apocalypse.
This is it. The signs are all pointing to Internet zombies taking over the world. Years of non-random cards have strengthened them to become an unstoppable force. Why did I use my last three shotgun shells on that squirrel last night? I'll have to wade through hundreds of zombies to get to the store to replace them.
And worst off. When I am proven right I'm going to lose my status as a non-prophet organization.
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