With apologies to Jarah Mariano (and her lawyers)

Now, in addition to the legal problems I have for the PEA, I know have a defamation of character lawsuit and a restraining order that starts at midnight tonight. This is weird, since I haven't seen her in 7 weeks, and I just want to see our child again.

I'm so out of sorts about this damn addiction. Why is that I can't find a single major poker site where Omaha Hi-Lo looks even remotely for real? (Crying now.)

Everyone goes all in. It doesn;t matter what site. And there are tables filled with players that have insane amounts of chips that just keep raising. And my stall stack just can't compete. I'm overwhelmed. I really, really, REALLY need my PEA.

And, oh God, the dog has been upset and has backed out of the judging the joke name contest. On the plus side ad least MacNamee (Clemens' trainer) brought a fruit basket over.

So, with my life at an extreme juncture and being so addicted, I sadly played on PokerStars tonight.

I was doing well for a good bit of a 10k 5 draw low tourney. Only the top two positions paid. 1/2 hours of poker. I was just praying that this would get me back over 100k chips. I finished fourth. Depressed I logged out and then almost immediately logged in agin because the signs are there that this activity works since the AI/admins need a couple of hands to adjust to the presence of a real human. Within minutes I've won 60k.

Now, be careful guys. The restraining order and defamation suit are a bit away. My arraignment in court are still a bit away. The supportive math police are working on this, and their lawyer has offered to work pro bono.

Not as bad as Absolute/UB, but this table was...........

bad.

The difference between UB/Absolute Omaha Hi-LO is that it's a 40k buy in instead of 20k.

But there are still 10 or 11 players that are waiting for the table. 10 players just screaming to get into a game where the play is the extremely uncompetitive "Let me go all in even if I have shit" mode.

One final word on Jarah and her lawyers

I trust you understand the sarcasm in this blog. I see that if you Google "Jarah Mariano poker" that this blog is the first hit on page two. I'm sorry that I used you to help make my point, but geez girl....

OMFG!

You are gorgeous!

Seeing you in my dreams. Since obviously eveyone knows your way out of my league.