Monday, June 9, 2008

Freckled Mom


Normally when I play I do a little investigative work and figure out who is catching the great cards and is just having an unbelievable run of luck. Fold every bet they make, even if I have a2 suited in Omaha hi-lo. Every once in a while I get to latch on to some ridiculous user like "FRECKLEDMOM".


Thje first problem Absolute has dealing with me is that I've pretty much left them alone for months. 18 player two table games on Full Tilt were so bad that my energy was focused there.


But Absolute may have forgotten a few key qualities about my personailty these past few months.


First of all, I don't really care about the chips too much. Recently I went from the newbie buy in to over 100k on Full Tilt in less than two weeks. Folding a lot is not a problem. Because:


Second: My patience is pretty much infinite. Which goes against human nature and I'm sure they rely on it. So this last weekend I purposefully searched for Freck and sat and folded and watched...for hours at a time. As Freck continued to win. And since the cards were shown on the showdown so much I saw that Freck had an ace almost every time. In a hundred hands Freck shares the pot in nearly 50%, or maybe more....And builds up 600k chips on a 20k buy in table.


The problem isn't so much that a player can get to 600k on a 20k buy-in table. The problem is that so many chumps are so willing to call the bets and lose to the fairly obvious rigged hands. Ridiculous. Except that it's also fairly obvious your AI playing with essentially an infinite chip stack, and the only reason you exist is that maybe your hand will defeat the real human player, making their life more miserable.


I'm also happy to report that I have seen 6 hands folded...when a check would have beenj allowed. Kinda like you knew what the outcome was, huh?


Oh, and it gets better....I've seen Freckled playing on three tables at the same time.

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