Full Tilt - you have to be kidding

You couldn't just settle for one stupid thing. You had to run the whole gamut of everything that's wrong that makes it so obvious you play against rigged AI instead of real people.

First off, no chat worth talking about. One gh in 1 hour and 15 minutes. On low money free tables where supposedly peeps are just loose and playing for a good time.

The sit and go was - hilarious. And, I was on to you before I played it because I saw the same thing on Pokerfrauds.com. Trying to sit in and play a 6 player free money sit and go is next to impossible to begin with. The game is offered, and the six seats are taken up within ten seconds. While a real human player must click on the tourney, click on the chips to register for it, and then click OK to sit and play it. So, when I finally succeeded in the blitz register, and with my previous Pokerfrauds experience I knew it wasn't going to be much of a game.

And they didn't disappoint. One of the six "players" bet all in virtually every hand. And it was pretty obvious they were the rigged player that couldn't lose - going all in on 8-3 off suited and such and catching a full house 8s over 3s.

Time to switch to no limit Omaha Hi-Lo with 10-20 blinds. Again, a succession of "people" so willing to go all in with their 1000 chips, and lose to a player that virtually can't lose.

Time to switch to 7 stud high low fixed. Naturally, "because it's only play money" no one is competitive and raises every chance.

And they forgot to do one thing. Partial reinforcement. My hands on all three types of games were crap. I think I've trained Absolute and UB that they need to be a little more careful aroud me. Things have calmed down in the last couple of months. And my chip stacks are big enough that I can linger around and fold for a long time when they rig. Full Tilt - I'm still just a small fish in the pond.

Which actually brings up another major problem. Compared to the supposed ordinary person on a fixed limit 10-20 game, I should be a professional poker player destined to win. But, you're so insulted you practically didn't let me win a single hand in an hour and a half.

I have 1.7 million chips on Absolute that says I know how to play Omaha Hi-Lo....I've played more hands of that than Hold'em....and you are going to rig the cards so I stay a runt on Full Tilt.