Finally, I have a critic

I knew it was inevitable. Most of the information out on the web is universally supportive of online poker being for real.

Because I'm annoying I get to see lots of strange behavior that no one else gets to see.

Thank you, dumb ass, for your silly and vulgar post. What's wrong? Do you work for one of these sites and taunting me is a way of getting even? It doesn't work. I get taunted when I play live all the time.

My latest fun has been Elimination Blackjack on Ultimate. It would be a heckuva lot of fun, if the game wasn't so obviously pre-programmed. And it's all a simple matter of having AI play to make it look like lots of people are playing and having fun. So, when I don't buy in to the admin's bs who is running the table, and they get bored they eventually do something stupid. Like create a position with a vulgar nickname.

Twice in recent history on Elimination Blackjack I've seen the registry for the tournament show a position (that doesn't have the guts to sit down at the table) with a very unflattering name. I have a screen shot, of the second one, too. If the site was a legit and professional operation, someone with "SUCKMEOFF" or "USUCK" in their name shouldn't be allowed. They should be deleted. And, so by random chance in the last few days I meet with two of them all anxious to show up at the same tourney as me so I get to see it?

This is not a coincidence.

So, you keep on playing. I'm sure the real money games are handled a lot better than the free money tables as far as making it look for real. But, your rookie admins and obvious AI on the free money tables are silly. How about....just admit it? "Come, enjoy our free money games versus our program as a training session!" Or suspend disbelief in reality and watch hundreds of thousands of people lose all their chips, refresh and lose them again, and again, and again.

And, critic, thank you for specifically addressing me with the problems posted here. (Heavy on the sarcasm.) It does soooo much to promote your cause to call me names. I've got over 100,000 hands of internet poker experience and 1.7 million very hard earned chips on Absolute and I can sure as heck tell when it's for real or not.