You idiots have no idea what you're dealing with, do you? That's me. Granted a hobby of busting internet poker is a little strange. Who, but a loser like me would want to fold an insane number of hands just to stay alive and watch the bad movie and end up losing?
I won about 600 chips playing an Omaha hi lo limit game. Ok - let's invest them in an Omaha hi-lo tourney.
Personal preference for Omaha hi-lo, I like to play the low hand. I get excited when I have an Ace-2-3. So, I'm sensitive to when I get an ace. Occasionally you match up with a nut flush having the ace. With four hole cards it should happen once every 3-4 hands. No aces in twelve to fifteen hands. Then I got an ace on the next five hands. The overall stats are back to normal, but every single one was a loser. It was about forty hands into the tournament when I won my first hand. And I only knew of one hand that I folded that would have been a winner.
I got a beloved special bonus from the 600 chips won game. Two player names that chatted "ty" and "vn" on virtually every hand for 40 or so hands.
The program is virtually identical to Pokerstars.com. And one of the top two or three things that I busted that site will now be investigated here.
I've alluded to this before. I call it the "Reiko Hill incident". Kind of a rookie still on Pokerfrauds. I qualified for a big 5000 (person) tourney and bluffed on my first hand goig all in. Reiko flopped trip jacks and since the board was all clubs he really hated I split the pot. For two hours I had to put up with this guy telling me what an awful player I was. And he assaulted everyone else at the table.
What did I do? Follow him. The first thing after every login was search for the player name. Caught him playing on two or three tables I joined on where he left. A bunch of times he just wasn't there. Still stalking him I got into another huge thousand of player game of seven stud. Now that I was already experienced at the bs I had no reason to play, so I checked on Reiko.
1) No vicious verbal attacks.
2) Called a hand that couldn't win based on the table cards.
3) Continued to watch the table play with no chat for more than an hour. There is no doubt this is AI instead of real poker. Bet-raise-raise-raise, let God sort them out.
On Absolute Poker I can also search for player names. I fully expect to find my two targets also playing supposedly for real and not posting a friendly "nh" and/or "ty" on every hand for 40 hands.
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