Absoultely no freaking way.
Since I'm a loser with no girlfriend I get to play for three hours a night. And extra hours on the weekend. And I fold a lot and observe instead of playing hands that an ordinary person would.
First, last weekend I played agaisnt real people. As expected I did very badly. I've been trained over months to play bad poker to succeed. Lost eighty dollars, lunch money for a couple of weeks, had more fun than months of playing the crap online.
NLOP - it used to be that I had to fold an entire table (ten hands) before even seeing a sniff of a winner. Over the past few weeks I've discovered that my magic hand is the second one. I get decent cards and can win before I go into fold mode.
Statiscally not to abnormal over a couple of days. But when it becomes weeks there is again the problem of a pattern and playing against AI versus real people. The play on NLOP is extremely slow. (Probably thanks to me.) People think for a long time even if the decision should have been made prior to their turn.
And I play on Absolute Poker - complete night and day difference. These people play aggressively and instantly.
Wouldn't it be normal to have a couple of instant aggressive players on NLOP and a couple of slow thinkers on Absolute? You betcha. The aggresive players on NLOP still take time to think. But's let's gove some credit to Absolute - the thinkers fold instead of calling often. When they do call (unlike me) they usually lose. Real players losing against AI.
And from the statiscally unreasonable - played 7 card stud Hi-Low on Absolute and nothing else. For two hours. And I couldn't buy a winner if I sold my soul to the Devil. And then I got a run of cards I couldn't possibly lose on and tripled my initial investment. This is confusing for me since. I watched my initial chip stack dwindle from 5000 to 2000 without even beginning to think of a victory.
My guess is that I'm back into the free trial period where they are courting me to put real money on it. Forget it buttheads. Lose 40 hands, win seven of eight. Can't possibly be for real.
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