Saturday, December 17, 2011

PokerStars Push to 100 Billion Bogus Hands







This question has come up several times in the past couple of years. "Hey, Big lay Down Guy, if you're not right then why is the site so cool that everyone wants to play on it?

Me and my crack team of insomniacs and people holding down two jobs to make a living and two year olds who haven't got a clue have an explanation.

Surpisingly, just like Jerry Sandusky claiming innocence and Kim Kardashian being involved in a real relationship it's not for real.

The mistakes just keep piling up. Some of them are blatantly in your face obvious. Others are a bit more subtle. But I only get to play in something that looks like reasonable poker like maybe two times a week. Which I don't mind because, well, if you're a reader of this blog the bullshit is all what I'm about.

PokerStars aka PokerFrauds did this to me(unrelated to the screen shots. This guy has logged into 2k Razz game and starts talking about how he has to leave to pick up his dog and that he was playing this meaningless table from work. Regardless of the cover story it was no surprise that this was an excuse to raise like a fucking idiot.

And this is how PokerStars will get their billions of hands records.

Player not found on the same table I'm at. Gotcha. You're so good at Razz you don't want people to find you, so you block it. And you still manage to bump into someone you know and can chat with. And after a flurry of active discussion when it comes time for the real human to decide whther it's time to go to sleep the chat has dryed up faster than a menopausal nun.

(No nuns were harmed in the posting of this.)

As the nuns sit at this table and hide their being logged in for an excuse to raise like a fucking idiot I contemplate on how when I burn in hell I'll at least never had to pretnd that I'm a real person.

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