Freckledmom strikes again

So many tables to bust, and so little time.

I've loaded up all the known Absolute "racers" onto my UltimateBuddy list of buddies. They're really anti-buddies. Obviously fraudulent positions. Not even a whisper of real poker at those tables, so it's always a good giggle for me. Freckledmom is a buddy also. Freckled doesn't play the 100% true style of race tables. Freckledmom just raises a lot and keeps winning.

There was a period of a couple of weeks where Freck ran into a rough stretch and started playing on the baby tables instead of 20,000 buy in tables. Prior to the baby table play Freck played the 20k tables and was one of the biggest losers - literally millions of chips. I saw it, because I'm almost just as likely to sit and observe as the situation dictates.

I almost missed this gem. When I first observed the table my buddy Freck was on, she had 200k+, someone else had 90k. Two other positions had 20k+ My assumption was that it was a 50-100 blinds 20k max buyin table. Considering my recent success in Elim Blackjack and wanting to play some cards I went to that. Made the final table, finished fourth just out of the money, and wasted a little bit of time. Wasted more time losing a couple of games of fraudulent chess, logged back into UB and checked up on Freck. Wow, still over 200k. Time for me to sit at this table and see how many statiscally unreasonable hands she wins out of the number played.

Imagine my surprise when I find that it's a 5-10 blinds 2k max buy-in table. This is the equivalent of Frck having 2.5 million chips on a 20k buy-in table against a crap load of feeders more than willing to lose all their chips to her.

I think my best score ever on Absolute was less than a million and it took me 5 hours to do it. And there was no bingo in sight, which was a definite feature of this table, which is a definite feature of every table out there regardless of what site you play.

And as soon as I sat down....She was gone. Tell me (with sincerity) that this isn't weird.

An acheivement that would take a real human to accomplish in 24 hours + of non-stop poker. And you finally leave the table when I sit in.

Well, you should be scared. I obviously got the screenshot of the BS. But, as always, things don't get better for the real humans. I stayed at the table for quite some time. And it became obvious that there was a promotion and a new vacuum was at the table. Augie2 won something like 9 out of the first ten hands on all-in bingo.

Vaccuums and feeders. And you're not going to see me play seriously until this all in nonsense is cleaned up. So go ahead and taunt me when I fold. It will be just another great screenshot.

As for my Racer Buddies on the list. No games in three dyas in a row or more. I've only checked them the last three days. Awww, PUNTANGSUE, LINDAHAYES, et al. Finally find something better to do with your life than going all in? I doubt it. Pretty soon there will be an update that adds the new bogus names to the database.