Dear CityPoker

I'm smarter than the mindless morons you must have working for you, so let me give you some tips since I've been doing this for seven years.

First off - don't come up into my radar screen by advertising in a magazine and getting yourself declared as the best poker site on the internet. The one that doesn't cheat. The one that has "critical mass" and tons of players at the oddball games. I'm an Omaha Hi- Lo wizard. Live with it. Deal with it. Don't try and cheat me, I WILL get bored and move in.

As for the cheating, Let KERPOKER get a little sleep once in a while. It's completely obvious this is the FreckledMom of this sorry ass site. Whenever I do butt heads vs. KER and win, a bunch of feeders playing stupid show up to make her whole. It would be more realistic if I only butted heads with KER 5 times a week instead of every single session.

But of course, I'm complaining about myself. With a small difference.

I login and look for the most unreasonable game possible, fold a truckload of hands and wait until I have a chance to score. The benefit of this is that I continually sit at tables full of vacuums that don't have the feeder support to make them look real, and every once in a while like tonight someone loses 100k chips+ in a single hand because it's vacuum vs. vacuum.

This is why operation Sit and Go is so effective. And it's been awhile since I've done that. (Note to self - Operation Sit and Go on tomorrow). The table AI changed to admin managed AI doesn't change for a couple of hands. You can win a big hand or two n Omaha if you wait until your first Ace and first hand you folded that would have won.

And last night I took a break - 2 table game marathon on FT that I had the smallest chip stack and ended up taking third. Hmmmm - have I seen this bad movie once before? Every single freaking one of the last two dozen FT 18 player games has had me extremely short stacked, usually dead last, at the final table and finally I manage to score some cards and finish in the (play) money.

So, I nust think that the poker sites must have a philosophy of "Wait out the normal human impatience - give them a tiny bone if they slog through the ridiculous crap."