Surviving Omaha Hi-lo on the internet, part two

For starters, this table has way too many chips to be believable, and they're spread out over several positions. The problem isn't the big chip stacks. The problem is that there are so many Feeders to support them. One would tend to think eventually they would run out of chips and give up and go gardening. But instead, they have nothing better to do but dip into their infinite chip stack and raise.

PLAYEROFTHEYEAR was the first victim at this table. Let's call him a "Defective Vacuum" at least temporarily. Lost it all to NED the first hand I sat at. Kinsey followed. NED turtled up and started playing smart and later in the night banked 1.5 mill. Player, Kinsey and a succession of new players to the tables all made there way through some small wins, but for the most part ended up donating their winnings back tot he chip leaders.

You guys really have three major public relations problems to deal with. Where did the Feeders get these chips to constantly keep losing so much? And who do I have to blow to not be worried about chips and go all in on every hand? (Like you taunt me and want me to do at times.) How do you explain that the Vacuums get great hole cards and matching flops for like 5 hands in a row? It's just not statiscally reasonable. Finally, again, if it's this screwed up on the free money tables, why would I play with real money? OK, let me get this, you're supposedly this awesome poker Omaha god that can go all in every hand and reasonably expect to win, and you're wasting your time annoying me on the free money tables. You could be winning millions of dollars playing real money, but it's more important to you to sit for hours at the same table as me.

For others players and the primer -

The Vacuums can and do switch. Evil admin can change the settings. It makes it harder to figure out, but it's not impossible. Reset the one ace and one hand that would have one rule to zero and start again.

Always fold after every hand won. They hate it when you interrupt the normal flow they have preset.

Call small bets and turn the rest of the table into an all-in fest that you fold on. Make the Vacuums play against each other.

Admit to yourself despite any wholehearted belief that it's for real and scramble for cover. I'll do the busting.